ooc: stuck at my dad’s again :| this is getting ridiculous, he said he’d sort internet out last week and he still hasn’t.

Excuuuuuse me.

simon-archer:

yourlaurachambers:

sylviesnapdragons:

artificial-titan:

Just squishy. 

What exactly is happening right now?

I am comfortable.

That’s what I am.

Bit on the soft side.

Yep.

simon-archer:

Hey, have you jumped in the pool yet? From your window, I mean.

Nope.

Excuuuuuse me.

artificial-titan:

simon-archer:

I am not fat.

Just squishy. 

Yep.

simon-archer:

Okaay, maybe I will then.

Fine. Bummer.

…Okay then.

Hardly.

Yep.

simon-archer:

Nope.

I’m just wondering. Is she a mutant too?

Well… you should.

Stop wondering. And god, no.

I heard a ruckus last night. It informed me that it was a much against my will to venture out to discover the cause.

xcharles-xavier:

sylviesnapdragons:

True, true. Halloween is still the best holiday though. Followed by Waffle Week.

You preoccupy yourself with silly things.

No, I just really like waffles.

Yep.

simon-archer:

I can’t do anything.

You don’t know? Well- is she blonde? Does she look like you?

Have you talked to the professor?

She- I don’t know, she dyed it blonde a few times… Why?